NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH MISS MOO FOUND WITH RUPERT the prize milk cow owned by the Teatsqueezer(c) dairy was found yesterday. she jumped over the gate a few days ago and was assumed to have gone to visit some of the other milk cows in the neighborhood...but after Horace the prized Mule-foot hog began to root under the gate Mr.Teatsqueezer and Mr. Panza decided to put on Horaces harness which he used at the hog shows when he was younger using his very good sense of smell he tracked Miss Moo and Rupert to a meadow nearly two miles away...Miss Moo was laying down in the tall grass with a sprained ankle and Rupert was faithfully laying by her side...Sancho returned to the dairy to get the truck and trailer and they loaded her and Rupert into the trailer and Miss Moo gratefully returned to her stall where she immediately drank nearly 20 gallons of water the veterinarian said that she would be fine in a few weeks of limited walking...Rupert ate several pounds of fried liver with bacon which is his favorite...
"I have sinned against my brother the ass." Dying words of St. Francis of Assisi
