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Horace Hogwash demands end to systemic bias against hogs
in recent news release it was announced that a pig kidney has kept a human alive for 32 hours the human was already "brain dead" according to the report the pig was probably cooked and eaten Horace hog has been subjected to unspeakable prejudice due to the systemic and historic hog hatred which has been promoted by two major religions...the patron saint of hogs Saint Anthony (Bourdain) has always spoken well of all things pig...cooked pig mostly and the historical importance of pigs cannot be understated...many cultures respect and even worship pigs...cooked mostly....however there are some very serious problems with feral pigs around the world as they are rooting up the ground and releasing much carbon into the air like maybe as much as many million automobiles...so if more people worshiped pigs...cooked is of course the best form of pig worship... there would be more chance of pigs becoming less abundant in the wild...and that would be a good thing....
"It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied." John Stuart Mills (how would he know!)
