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for reasons beyond my control
my writing has been purloind
kidnapped
stolen and published without my approval
so this is the original
new flash news flash news flash
for recuitment irregularities
small oergon town of noti
home of the
gnashing nutrias
has had several complaints lodged
against it by rival schools and
several parents
the defensive tackle for the
“everytime we line up one of them guys
pokes me in the eye with his whiskers
all them guys need to shave.”
another statement by the defensive linebacker
on the monroe mudhens team
“those guys smell so funny I don’t even
want to tackle them. and they have bad breath too.”
the coach for the mapleton mummies team said he
thinks their kicker has webbed feet.
the coach for the noti nutris
mr harry butts
refused to comment.
film at eleven
“We never deceive for a good purpose;
Knavery adds malice to falsehood.” Bruyere
so much for sportsmanship