"We never deceive for a good purpose;..."

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new flash news flash news flash

oregon charter school under investigation

for recuitment irregularities

small oergon town of noti

home of the

gnashing nutrias

has had several complaints lodged

against it by rival schools and

several parents

the defensive tackle for the

florence flatfish was quoted as saying

“everytime we line up one of them guys

pokes me in the eye with his whiskers

all them guys need to shave.”

 another statement by the defensive linebacker

on the monroe mudhens team

“those guys smell so funny I don’t even

want to tackle them. and they have bad breath too.”  

the coach for the mapleton mummies team said he

thinks their kicker has webbed feet.

the coach for the noti nutris

mr harry butts

refused to comment.

film at eleven

“We never deceive for a good purpose;

Knavery adds malice to falsehood.” Bruyere

so much for sportsmanship