"I (your name here) do solemnly swear...."

                                           vegan? potato! i dont think so!

                                           cheap wieners with a little rodent hair! much better

                                            life is good when you have a full belly...

wind's a blowin' and the sands a flyin' in the desert...neighbors still come around....

"I (your name here) do solemnly swear that i will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that i will bear true faith and allegiances to the same; that i take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that i will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which i am about to enter. So help me God."        this is the oath taken by any person elected or appointed to an office of honor or profit in the civil service or uniformed services EXCEPT FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA

So this is the "oath keepers" alleged guiding light...