elections over...some observations about this are...no men running for governor of Oregon...i lived in that state for ten years and it is apparent that men are fast becoming second class citizens there...maybe third class...after listening to the news about the "JUST STOP OIL" protesters it occurs to me that these people have directed their many energies in the wrong direction somewhat...sitting in the desert allows ones mind to unfold in many directions and explore many possibilities...perhaps a strong push to popularize cannibalism would kill two birds with one stone...so to speak...obviously human consumption of humans is not fatal as there is the story of the whale ship Essex which was sunk by a whale (go whales go!) and the survivors in the lifeboats resorted to cannibalism...at least one lifeboat did the other one ate sharks...also the infamous Donner party ate their fellows...it is interesting that only the men were eaten...go figure...so in "Getting Stoned With Savages" the author J. Maarten Troost goes to an island where there were some people who were known to have eaten humans and he asked them why they did it and they said it was because there were a lot of people but not much meat...logical answer...in some island society's that have long practiced cannibalism they refer to people as "LONG PIG"...this is not a good name to use to promote people eating as there are pig haters out there and you do not want to discourage them from the practice...i have decided that "HUMEAT" is a fine name and it can be promoted as "It tastes good and is environmentally sound!" can't beat that!
also i was listening to the representative from the island nation of the Seychelles...he was saying that the first world countries owe them a lot of money as they are responsible for the environmental problems...by the way they are also responsible for inventing computers, medicine and government and such as that...so i say we take all the Aldabra tortoises and give them luggage and rowboats...oh yeah and condoms...lots and lots of condoms...
"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must dis-enthrall ourselves, and then we shall save out country." Abraham Lincoln
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