"I hate it and avoid it..."

                                    aphrodisiac mushroom

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

washington d c  football team up for sale
auction slated for next month
due to controversy over teams name
the owner of washington team decides to sale
interest in team is growing

nevada indian tribe vows to purchase
the team and name them the white eyes
tillimook milk magnate says he will purchase
the team and name them the teat-squeazers
the donald says the will buy the team and
name them the strumpets and start the
first all woman team
but says he really likes the name
teat-squeazers and may collaborate
with milk magnate
georgia peanut tycoon says he will buy
the team and keep the name redskins
and will use the redskin peanut as mascot
 the competition for the team is fierce

in the meantime
i have been put on notice
that i am on the watch list
at the library
a simple misunderstanding
while speaking to the librarian
i noticed what i assumed was a fly
on her bare shoulder
as is the custom in these parts
i leaned over to lick off this fly
but it did not budge and i just
barely put a tooth on it
it was a mole and not a fly at all
but the librarian screamed and called
in the referee 
the referee agreed and said it was an
honest mistake but advised i wear my glasses
and not lick at any insects smaller than
a locust

"I hate it and avoid it, because it is not play
enough that is too grave and serious a diverversion,
and I am ashamed to lay out as much thought and study
upon it as would serve to much better uses."
   Montaigne comment on chess

however life can be a
chess game
mr cayetano