listening to the radio lately
news olds
old news
when i was around veterinarians
every day i learned something
about euthanasia
perma sleep injected into a vein
and the animal was dead without
a kick within about 6 seconds
or less
prison system might want to borrow some
heard that san fransisco is going to spend
more than 60 million bucks to hang a net
beneath the golden gate bridge
to stop jumpers
how odd
also heard that more people are incarcerated
in the u s a than in any other country
more than china which has 4 times
as many people
also heard that gun owners are twice
as likely to commit suicide with a gun
as non gun owners
and as a matter of fact
guns do kill people
there was a lot of talk about
looting at a plane wreck
there was a time when folks
living on the coast used to build
big fires at night to make sailing
ships think is was a lighthouse
and make them run into the rocks
then in the morning everyone in the
village would go out and grab up the
stuff that had floated ashore from the
shipwreck
and if i was still drinking and i was walking
along and suddenly a bunch of bodies
started falling from the sky
and i saw bottles of booze falling to the
ground too
i might just have to have a drink
went and got my business done
with the DMV today
pretty tough tests around here
almost failed the eyeball test
not the vision test
not the color test
the sqweenchy butt test
almost failed it
you have restrictions on your
licenses if you fail this test
they send around a sqweenchy butt
and if your eyeballs move around in your
head too much they make you drive
with those blinders on like they
used to make horses and mules wear
because they say if you are susceptible to
sqweenchy butts you could run over
someones puppy or something like that
never heard of the sqweenchy butt
well in primateology it is called
ischial callosities
and primates present
ischial callosities
humans sqweenchy butt the
gluteus maximus
but it is the same thing
just covered with some cloth
however i passed the test
as i explained that my eye-balls
always vibrate in my head like that
so i don't have to wear the blinders
next year they are going to have the
titty jiggle test
i may just ride a bike
"The most brilliant intellect
is a prisoner within it's own
social inheritance." L. Hogben
got to go
mr cayetano
