"Miasma..."

                                           black tailed jack-rabbit top video

                                          panorama from near suite van in desert

                                          antelope squirrel inquiring about oatmeal 

wrote a poem for poetry month as follows

Metaphor

like when we make a pasta dish

what we want the feta for

Metaphor

out of the Imperial desert

headed east

Miasma of parochial neglect

headed to the Bruntsfield links

Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix

"I have seen all the works that are one under the sun..."

                                           1-     moonrise in the desert

                                           2-    10 to 12 inches- alligator lizard?

                                           3-    one of the many helicoptors frequenting my area
                                           is that a glint of a camera lens I see in the open door?
                                           decided that a group of helicoptors should be refered to
                                           "Whoop" of helicoptors    whoop, whoop, whoop whoop

report released by special investigative folks
in celebration of event M-Peach/Mint ice cream served
the pres. says he was involved in obstruction of injustice
jullian the sponge incarcerated without his cat...this is cruelty
big old building burns in france-mega bucks spewed for re-build

"I have seen all the works that are done under the sun;
and behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit." Ecclesiasties 1:14

got to go

One-Eyed Charlie Parkhurst

"If you were ignorant of what went on you were a fool..."

PLEASE READ AND FORWARD

"If you were ignorant of what went on you were a fool;
if you knew, but looked the other way, you were a coward;
if you knew, and took part, you were a criminal."
                           Otto Kranzhuhler- defense attorney at Nurenberg

Jellaby Postlethwaite

"Any plan conceived in moderation..."

                                                                    B and C     Consulting

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

TEATSQUEEZER, HOGWASH AND HOGWASH announces new partners in
political consulting business

From the founder
Mr. E. Teatsqueezer

"We is once again entering a heated race for the office of President of the USA
and here at our offices we is prepared to help any and all candidates for office however
flawed.,  unsavory, maladjusted, unscrupulous, malign or ugly.
We is refreshingly unencumbered by ethics, morals or modesty. You may not get elected but you will
get noticed.
As usual the construction magnate Hogwash brothers will assist in all political planning
as well as making available the politically correct "FOUR DOOR OUTHOUSE" one hole, four doors.
Also in anticipation of a whole lot of chickens coming home to roost they now have available chicken
coops which is soundproof, fire resistant and camouflaged.

As we predicted the leader of Algeria lost his job on account of he would not
change his name from Boogerflicker to something more acceptable
and the country of Yemen did not change their name to Yummy as we
advised  and they is in big trouble now.

"Any plan conceived in moderation must fail when the circumstances are set in extremes."
                                                                      Klemens von Metternich

got to go and get the laundry out of the dryer

E. Teatsqueezer

"The ulitmate result..."

                                           zig-zag trail to the top from a couple of miles away

was only going to investigate the base of the trail- but decided to saunter up to the top

                                           well defined trail looking down from 1/3 way to the top

                                          looking towards Imperial dunes from the top

                                            decided to take the "back" way down-possible mistake
                                           very rough gorge and treacherous footing

                                            several friends stayed around to see if I would
                                           be coming to dinner-  (be dinner is more like it)

                                           the abundance of cactus in the gorge was amazing
                                            and made the risk seem almost justifiable

"Never descend...

                                                                                     

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

Teatsqueezer Cow College under investigation for enrollment irregularities

Our interviewer met with Mr. Teatsqueezer, founder of the Cow College and renown
bovine educator. His work with the Spanish government during the volatile attempt
to establish a Cattle Only nation and also during the tense standoff at city hall in
Tillamook, Oregon when hundreds of dairy cows took over the buildings demanding
better working conditions.

Mr. Teatsqueezer according to records made available by the government the College is
under investigation for possible accepting of bribes to facilitate the enrollment of students
who may not have been accepted otherwise.

Yes, as you know the College has long had a reputation for very high standards and competion
is very brisk. We try to be fair and forthright about the difficulties in gaining admittance.

Well, Mr Teatsqueezer our survey of the student body revealed that there were three pigs and six goats in the student body. How do you explain that irregularity?

As for the pigs we assumed that they were very short, fat, hornless cows with plastic surgery
done to their tails. We of course did not want to embarrass these students and did not mention this.
And besides their parents donated several truckloads of hay and alfalfa and a case of bag balm.
And they Photo-shopped udders in the photos they sent of themselves.

Well how do you explain the six goats?

They are a breed of very large goats with pretty big horns and besides they had a lot of good
references. Some of the goats had won awards for sports. Mountain-climbing being their most
impressive achievement. And their parents donated several hundred sacks of feed.
We did not accept any horses as you failed to point out. They did not pass the SAT test
(stock animal test)
And I would like to add that the interview room is pretty dim since we like to conserve
on energy due to our concern about global warming. We also have several classes on
how to minimize burping and flatulent behavior to lessen methane. We are a green campus.

Thank you for you time Mr. Teatsqueezer

My pleasure 

"Never descend to the ways of those above you."
                                                George Mallaby

raison d' etat

                                         Venus of Willendorf       Stephanie Gregory
                                                                                 photo by annie leibovitz

the small statue is about 25,000 years old
ms gregory is probably younger than that

the purpose of this juxtaposition of images is
to emphasize the attraction that the female
anatomy has for male persons

however...
the use of female anatomy has not really
fallen into disuse after all these years and
the current outcry from female persons who
insist that this must stop...
it will not stop and the notion that it can or
should stop only displays the foolishness some
people seek to promote as....CORRECT
Bah!
of course not every female has the same amount
of appeal as every other woman and therefore
the desire to remove desire from the attributes
which can and will further a woman's status in
society is well founded
and...and this is an important thing
extortion is not and never will be acceptable
as a method of pecuniary advancement

raison d'etat= a purely political reason for
action on the part of a ruler or government,
especially where a departure from openness,
justice or honesty is involved." (from the french
                                                     reason of state)

GYVE

got to go
Jan Matzlinger