"We need to be..."

                                          ANTI-ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORISM

another week in the coastal range
getting drier and drier
going to be a big fire season
listening to the radio regularly
got to believe not many problems solved by guns
el grand teatro del mundi
never ends
i grew up in the southern part of the usa
don't see much use in flying a flag of the side that lost
used to live on a gravel road that had wagon parts
buried in the dirt from the civil war
knew a lot of guys that were living in the sixties
the eighteen sixties
kind of in a rut if you ask me
a wagon rut
my concern now is whether the earth beneath my
feet
where ever i might be standing
is going to be able to support the critters
that have lived there since way before
hominids came into existence

the president calmly spoke
as a thoughtful and intelligent leader
about the need to be concerned about more than
a word said in dis-respect
were are going to miss his honesty in years to come
some of the candidates are yelping about
taking this country back
back from where
they sound like the german guy back in the 1930"s
it has become a tournament of absurdities
and nonsense on stilts

"All zeal for a reform that gives offence to
peace and charity is mere pretense." Hazlitt

i just finished reading a book on junk
recycling around the globe
one company in china pays 150 women
one hundred dollars a month and room and board
to sort metal
in America the same metal is sorted by a giant
series of machines run by one man
i saw today a new Holland machine picking up
bales of hay from a field
i used to do that work
now a machine can do it faster and better
and without the work of half a dozen men
does it ever occur to  any politician to say
hey we have modernized our society and so
there are not as many people needed and
therefore there are fewer jobs and so we need
to help the citizens with their essentials

"The necessaries of life for a man in this climate
may, accurately enough, be distributed under the several heads
of, Food, Shelter, Clothing, and fuel; for not till we have
secured these are we prepared to entertain the true
problems of life with freedom and a prospect of success."
                                                      Thoreau "Walden"

but hey that sounds just like socialism to me
and that gets us on the slippery slope to communism
yada yada yada
well maybe we can call it something more appealing
lets call it Christian charity
or Buddhist charity
or hindo charity
or maybe being responsible to our fellow humans
who cares
but it is obvious that we have less jobs
and more people
do the math

i heard a woman keep talking about I.D.P.
internally displaced people
that is pretty scary
they need to be called
fellow human beings
and not some initial
50 million displaced human beings
who in the hell keeps selling all these guns
and tanks and rockets anyhow
i know usa is good for 40% of the arms sells
we need to look at what is happening around the
world with all those weapons
sometimes it just seems hopeless

oh yeah i almost forgot
that image at the top of the page
that is a spot where i recorded 20 minutes
of frog choruses a couple of months ago
it got around that the frogs were there
and someone moved two boulders
of several tons each
and drove a
super cooterbutt vehicle up there and
drove around in that little habitat
just to be a psychopath i suppose

"We need to be in hopeless places to be a witness." Vaclav Havel

got to go
to be a witness
mr cayetano

"Humans, it appears, are successful..."

                                          timber harvested mountainside
                                          brush rabbit young

i have been watching this mountainside
for a couple of years
it has occurred to me that the soil is organic
because there has been nothing put on it\
for 30 or 40 years
some folks do not want the timber
companies to spray poison to kill the plants
that inhibit the growth of the trees that have been
planted to be harvested again in 40 or 50 years.
i have walked in the forests before they are harvested
and there is a lot of marketable growth that the
timber companies do not bother with
the herbs and many of the other plants have
monetary value as well as some of the non-timber trees
it seems to me that if the timber companies would allow
people to pay a fee to go in a couple of years before
harvest time and remove what has value
and let organic growers come in after the timber is
harvested and plant the fir trees and mulch for herbs
or whatever plants they might want to grow for profit
the symbiotic relationship between the community
and the timber companies would be enhanced
and more capital would be available to the capitalists

and the brush rabbit would be happier

just a thought

"Humans, it appears, are successful not because of an
elevated general intelligenece that addresses all challanges
but because they are born to be specialists in social skills.
By cooperating through the communication and reading
of intention, groups accomplish far more than the effort of any
one solitary person."  Edward O. Wilson  "The Social Conquest of Earth"

give it a try
mr. cayetano

'it is not he who gives abuse that affronts us,..."

                                           PACIFIC GIANT SALAMANDER
                                         
I was walking along the road and
spotted this beautiful amphibian
and decided to document it
a few days later I read that these
animals sometimes growl and bite
this one did not do that
they are a lot like a water balloon
very soft and mushy
I figured they must have a way to
protect themselves
as I looked there was a clear liquid
which was coming out of the pores
I figure if you got on your hands
and then into your mouth or eyes
you might go blind or get real sick
that is the reason they are not eaten
by other animals

I see a lot of nice wildlife while I am
out in the woods
a few days ago I decided I needed\
to catch the mouse that was running
across my head at night
so I set the trap and the next day it was caught
it was a nice fat mouse
and since I did not need it to eat
I set it out by the road for perhaps
a skunk or a hawk to eat
so there it lay
on it's brown back with it's white
belly and four legs sticking up
later as I sat reading I heard the
swoosh of wings and I figured
it was the crows that come around and
ask for crackers
I look over and what do I see
a couple of turkey vultures
the ones with the red heads
I felt so bad about two big vultures
only having a little mouse
it was a fat mouse but it was still
just a mouse
anyhow I gathered up the chicken bones
and the skin I took off the baked chicken
and sat it out by the road and sure enough
the ate that also
the vultures have been protected by law
for 300 years in this country
because the always clean up the dead animals
I saw a dead vulture in the ditch a few days ago
probably someone shot it
too bad
the thing that I wonder about is do the
vultures find their food by smell
or by sight
the mouse was fresh and did not stink
and it was very small
I still wonder
about that
I named the salamander
patsy sue after my sister
patsy sue salamander

"It is not he who give abuse that affronts us,
but the view that we take of it as insulting;
so that when one provokes you,
it is your own opinion which is provoking."  Epictetus

got to go
caytano

been more than a month since i wrote in this blog
i took a lot of photos which i wanted to post
but the situation does not now permit me to post them
seems my writing has caused some upsetment to some
folks
well thats too damned bad

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH
intrepid reporter Corno di Bassetto interviews

mr. Norbert D. Newt we have gotten a report that you
are seeking to file a wrongful driving suit against this man here
Mr. Bubba P. Cooterbutt
thats right sir, as you can see this perso has driven his truck
right through out house, me and Mr. Greene E. Frogg.
We both live here in this little puddle of water on the side of the
road. He come through here on a regular basis and drives that
big tire truck right through out house. It is not legal and he should be
arrested and fined and his truck taken away and such as that.

Well, Mr. Cooterbutt, as we can see the puddle of water has been
driven through and it is not legal and your truck is covered in mud.
Do you have anything to say about that.

yeah, I dont care a hoot about no lizards and toad frogs,
I like to drive in the mud and i got big tires, what I paid
a lot of money fer, and I like to get the truck all muddy and
drive around town and show of cause the girls like it.
so there.

Mr. Norbert D. Newt what do you have to say about that?

The man is a person of little class, no intellect and a poop.
We amphibian need water to live and the puddles are how
we stay alive. Let that ignoramous go to someplace where
he can be a fool without destroying our home.
 do you have something to say mr Greene E. Frogg

he runned over our house he runned over our house he runned over our house

well we will sign off for now until we have out report
on Mr. Larry O. Loudgunn


good day corno di bassetto

"Let not a woman trust..."

for several million years behavior has been selected that
promotes the propagation of genes
in the human species and many
other living organisms
to quote one scientist
genes rule
and you thought it was love

"Let not a woman trust her lovers oath.
Let her not hope he'll keep his promises!
For while the soul is lusting to possess
No oath he fears, no promise but he'll make;
Then when he's satisfied his hearts desire,
Little he recks of falsest perjury."  Catallus

this little warning verse might also apply
to the men folk who are often victims
of a females need to replicate her genes

this endless desire to be desirable
has evolved humans into a stack of
physical traits which are responsible
for triggering the old brains
attraction response
as in Venus flytrap

a human is born
a human looks around and identifies
itself as a male human or a female human
some folks however say
I look male but I feel female
or I look female but I feel male
well if that don't beat all
this little mix up in identity has been around
for thousands of years and transgender identity
has been mention in ancient history
it is not average
but it is normal
nothing new there

"Within a population, in contrast to a class,
every individual is uniquely different from
every other individual."  Ernst Mayr

the focus of my attention concerns the
apparent dual purpose view
that body type is important in some people
and not to be discussed or mentioned in others

lets get down to the nut cuttin'
as they say on the farm

recently I saw a photo in a local paper
of a person who was naked and facing the camera
the person had a male body and had apparently spent some
time exercising and could be described as "buff"
the crotch area of the person was covered by a pair
or manicured hands with red nails
female hands
the buff person was described as Female to Male
the hands were the persons partner
and they were Male to Female hands
the male person needed to have male hormones
to achieve the muscle mass
and the mammary glands had been removed
all things considered he was a handsome fellow

for many years I have heard it said by women
time and time and time again
that men are fixated on womens bodies
and they objectify them
hello
its the genes talkin' baby

so why can a transgender person fixate
on their bodies and no one says it is sexist
but if an average person acknowledges an attractive body
they are a pervert
I do not intend to pander to the hypocrisy and moral
double entry bookkeeping that attempts to describe me
as a licentious moral reprobate and worshiper at the
alter of Priapus
because I have average genetics

"honi suit qui maly pense"

"Shame be to them who think is so"
motto of the order of the garter

got to go
might go see some hoochie coochie dancers

its a sexual circus out there

mr cayetano

"The most brilliant intellect..."

                                     social inheritance

listening to the radio lately
news olds
old news

when i was around veterinarians
every day i learned something
about euthanasia
perma sleep injected into a vein
and the animal was dead without
a kick within about 6 seconds
or less
prison system might want to borrow some

heard that san fransisco is going to spend
more than 60 million bucks to hang a net
beneath the golden gate bridge
to stop jumpers
how odd

also heard that more people are incarcerated
in the u s a than in any other country
more than china which has 4 times
as many people

also heard that gun owners are twice
as likely to commit suicide with a gun
as non gun owners
and as a matter of fact
guns do kill people

there was a lot of talk about
looting at a plane wreck
there was a time when folks
living on the coast used to build
big fires at night to make sailing
ships think is was a lighthouse
and make them run into the rocks
then in the morning everyone in the
village would go out and grab up the
stuff that had floated ashore from the
shipwreck
and if i was still drinking and i was walking
along and suddenly a bunch of bodies
started falling from the sky
and i saw bottles of booze falling to the
ground too
i might just have to have a drink

went and got my business done
with the DMV today
pretty tough tests around here
almost failed the eyeball test
not the vision test
not the color test
the sqweenchy butt test
almost failed it
you have restrictions on your
licenses if you fail this test
they send around a sqweenchy butt
and if your eyeballs move around in your
head too much they make you drive
with those blinders on like they
used to make horses and mules wear
because they say if you are susceptible to
sqweenchy butts you could run over
someones puppy or something like that
never heard of the sqweenchy butt
well in primateology it is called
ischial callosities
and primates present
ischial callosities
humans sqweenchy butt the
gluteus maximus
but it is the same thing
just covered with some cloth

however i passed the test
as i explained that my eye-balls
always vibrate in my head like that
so i don't have to wear the blinders
next year they are going to have the
titty jiggle test
i may just ride a bike

"The most brilliant intellect
is a prisoner within it's own
social inheritance."  L. Hogben

got to go
mr cayetano

"I hate it and avoid it..."

                                    aphrodisiac mushroom

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

washington d c  football team up for sale
auction slated for next month
due to controversy over teams name
the owner of washington team decides to sale
interest in team is growing

nevada indian tribe vows to purchase
the team and name them the white eyes
tillimook milk magnate says he will purchase
the team and name them the teat-squeazers
the donald says the will buy the team and
name them the strumpets and start the
first all woman team
but says he really likes the name
teat-squeazers and may collaborate
with milk magnate
georgia peanut tycoon says he will buy
the team and keep the name redskins
and will use the redskin peanut as mascot
 the competition for the team is fierce

in the meantime
i have been put on notice
that i am on the watch list
at the library
a simple misunderstanding
while speaking to the librarian
i noticed what i assumed was a fly
on her bare shoulder
as is the custom in these parts
i leaned over to lick off this fly
but it did not budge and i just
barely put a tooth on it
it was a mole and not a fly at all
but the librarian screamed and called
in the referee 
the referee agreed and said it was an
honest mistake but advised i wear my glasses
and not lick at any insects smaller than
a locust

"I hate it and avoid it, because it is not play
enough that is too grave and serious a diverversion,
and I am ashamed to lay out as much thought and study
upon it as would serve to much better uses."
   Montaigne comment on chess

however life can be a
chess game
mr cayetano