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TEATSQUEEZER, HOGWASH AND HOGWASH CONSULTING
ANNOUNCE RESTRUCTURING OF BUSINESS AFTER
FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
According to new CEO and President of political consulting firm
the business has been restructured to improve performance
The new President Mrs. Teatsqueezer had this to say-
"Unfortunately some of the new hired help, namely B and C consultants,
absconded with all the funds amounting to $68 which was all of my
egg and butter money, and also all of the office supplies consisting of
a shoe box of ink pens and and pencils and 3 coffee mugs, four spiral notebooks,
and two and a half rolls of toilet paper. Last we heard B and C consultants was
seen somewheres in north Louisiana. Good riddance to them.
Because I am the only person with any money left I was elected President
and CEO and also head of personnel, which means I hire and fire.
Now the company is registered as Teatsqueezer, Teatsqueezer, Hogwash and Hogwash,
which sort of evens things out some. The Hogwash contingent was long on
speculation but short on performance at times.
Our offices is open to advise and assist all candidates for elected office of any
party affiliation. Even though we realize that some candidates for office is dumb
as a stump we feel they is entitled to expose they ignorance to the world
as a candidate for office and we is prepared to help them do so. For a price.
The Hogwash faction in this business is prepared to nail signs to telephone poles,
and put signs on the roadside as directed.
We have resupplied the office and is awaiting business."
that statement from the new CEO of this political consulting firm
"Facile crowd-pleasing...sinister exercises in moral frivolity...
spectacle of abject political cowardice masking as "dissenting" bravery."
Christopher Hitchens on "Fahrenheit 9/11"
Phoebe Anne Moses
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